So the weirdest thing happened: the staff at ContentPending DotCom were having our yearly Halloween party and we all got so trashed we fell asleep for 3 months! Isn’t that the craziest thing? Well, that’s what we get for mixing all that NyQuil™ and ambergris into the trashcan punch, huh?
Anyway, it’s a new year and it’s time to get some content pend’d, right? Stay tuned you lovely people!
A few weeks ago I downloaded a demo onto my Xbox 360 from my television a demo of a game that I had heard about, seen, and had no interest in previously, entitled Enslaved. I played through it, enjoyed it enough to have my video game weenie get excited about it, and ended up getting it and playing through it last week. Here, in this paragraph, I will introduce to you a review of said Enslaved game, and why maybe you should buy it right now or maybe you should leave it on the shelf until it comes way down in price and then pick it up for the super cheap because of reasons. Hit the jump to find out.
bhive01 asked: At what point is the content still pending?
Thank you for your time, but as a general rule we do not answer questions in relation to points of any kind. We find that the removal of sharp edges and shapes protect ContentPending DotCom’s employees’ kids as they play in our hallways, bathrooms, and parking lots.
Regardless, thank you for the question, and God bless. -mgmt
Happy Friday to all of you kind, gentle souls still experiencing Friday on this lovely, semi-fallish-I-guess-kind-of-it’s-still-80-here-Friday day, and thanks for continuing to read past this sentence for the latest, greatest Twinterview ContentPending DotCom may ever have.* Today I have a super special guest to interview for our fourth edition of ContentPending DotCom Presents: ContentPending DotCom’s Presentation of ContentPending DotCom Twinterviews. He is the editor-in-chief, the commish, the police chief, and the secretarial and janitorial staff all rolled together in one without the pesky job of “paying anyone,” ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, the item for you when you’re three quarters of the way down through your inventory screen, yes, I’m talking about that one guy, Itemforty.
Welcome, Mr. Forty. What’s going on in the world of items today?
I think I’m turning into a cynical old bastard prematurely. Forgive me.
Good time zone related greetings to you all and welcome back for another edition of Twinterview, the twitter related interviews with the stars. Last time I interviewed 50 cent and, mostly, felt like it was a successful interview. Will I have that luck with our current superstar, the generally outspoken artist of music and parties, Andrew W K?
So, Andrew, how has life been treating you lately?
After a rousing twinterview with Tila Tequila, we here at Content Pending DotCom decided that we needed to go big or go home with our next one. So we decided to twinterview the biggest thing to hit twitter since that one naked lady, 50 cent.
Thank you for joining us today, Mr Cent. How are you doing?
As the new reviews editor here at Content Pending DotCom, I love my job. In fact, when faced on my first day with “want to do a review about this hot dog or clean out your desk,” I wisely chose “hot dog review,” even if I’m not the one who ate it.
Tila, thank you for taking some time to sit down with me and talk, especially for ContentPending DotCom’s very first Twinterview. How are things going recently?