Twinterview: 50 Cent Can Multitask

After a rousing twinterview with Tila Tequila, we here at Content Pending DotCom decided that we needed to go big or go home with our next one. So we decided to twinterview the biggest thing to hit twitter since that one naked lady, 50 cent.

Thank you for joining us today, Mr Cent. How are you doing?

Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot

I’m sorry to hear that. I too have eat something too hot before and had mouth roof soreness.

Look man when I was young I took medication cause they said I was over active that shit slowed my body down but my brain kept racing

I see. So you quit taking the medication when you burned your mouth? Is that why you slowed down?

I’m driving that’s why I slowed down but I’m still here give me a minute

Ah. That explains why you haven’t exactly spelled all your words out and why you were eating so fast. I know that when I text message and facebook from the driver side of my car whilst driving 90 with my lights off at night on side streets I too tend to misjudge, on occasion, if I’m using the vernacular correctly.

Motherfuckers I know how to spell gentlemanI was typing fast fuck you. sept 6 until then bitches suck deep and niggas lick the wholes right

I… Um… Yes? Let’s move on. Is there anything that you’re working on at the moment that you’d like to let your fans know about?

I just got off stage in dominican republic only70,000 ppl I performed w/ wisin y yandel. I’m backstage gettin my dick sucked I gotta go lol

Well, that’s certainly an admirable thing for you to be doing. Can you concentrate with all that excitement going on?

I can multitask man. I fuck a bitch, type on twitter and write a song at the same time. And all of them be a hit! I’m a cold nigga

That’s obvious from looking at most of your album covers. You do know that a nice sweater or a light jacket would help with your body temperature?

I got that 50 flocka flame look bitch You know you love it burrr!! gucci!!

Oh, it’s the flame look that keeps you warm, as opposed to top optional clothing. Gotcha. How do you respond to those who say you’re not a good role model to the childrens?

Look this is a public service announcement my tweets are for motherfuckers 18 and older. If you under 18 get yo little ass off the computer

Those are wise words. I agree that those under 18 should get off the computers, as my inbox is quickly filling up with “cease and desist” and “restraining orders” and “Chris Hansen would like to have a chat with you” messages. Any other “knowledge bombs” you’d like to drop to our readers?

If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself

Well, there are collaborating elements to that that do ring true in today’s society. Do you plan on doing anything in the future?

You know one day I might wanna run for president like wyclef I must stop using such profanity. Then again fuck that

And there you have it. Thanks for your time today, Mr. Cent.

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

*cough* Thank you for your time today, Mr. Cent.