Twinterview: Andrew W K May Like To Party

Good time zone related greetings to you all and welcome back for another edition of Twinterview, the twitter related interviews with the stars. Last time I interviewed 50 cent and, mostly, felt like it was a successful interview. Will I have that luck with our current superstar, the generally outspoken artist of music and parties, Andrew W K?

So, Andrew, how has life been treating you lately?

Do you like nachos?

Yes, yes I do. I actually prefer them to some other Mexican food. With lots of jalepenos. Are you at a Mexican restaurant right now?

I’m at a Japanese restaurant and the stall in this men’s bathroom smells like Mexican food.

I see. So, are you accusing me of eating nachos at a Japanese restaurant and then disposing of them in that foulest of ways and then not flushing? Because those are some serious accusations, mister.

PARTY TIP: Shit happens, and it’s awesome!

It does, but I’d prefer to keep my personal life, my internet persona, and my private life separate from my work. That way whenever I need to ditch one due to “legal troubles” then I don’t have to start over on all of them. Anyway, back to questions. I hear you like to “party” all the time. Is this true?

PARTYING SOLVES ALL MY PROBLEMS.

All of your problems? I find that kind of hard to believe. Have you encountered anything today that partying hasn’t been able to solve?

TODAY IS ALL ABOUT BANANAS!!! And ice!!! And beer!!! And candy bars!!! And hard shell beef tacos!!! And…

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down there, ADD boy.

No partying and all work makes Jack a violent jerk.

Good thing neither of us is named Jack, huh?

The whole point of everything I’m doing is GOOD TIMES, GOOD FEELINGS, and GOOD LIVING. That’s all I care about.

And I haven’t really accused you of doing anything other than that, except for the poop thing. It’s good to know that someone somewhere is doing something for the people who just want to, and I quote, “party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard.”

I think I just felt you party.

I think I may have just partied a bit myself, you will probably need to excuse me so I can go clean up a bit.

GO! GO! GO! EVEN HARDER! PARTY EVEN HARDER! GO!

You think I should? Normally I don’t acquiesce to guests, but in this case I will if you will.

Promise me that we’ll keep on partying forever and ever.

Anything for you Andy. Thanks for your time.

FRIDAY NIGHT! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!