Happy Friday to all of you kind, gentle souls still experiencing Friday on this lovely, semi-fallish-I-guess-kind-of-it’s-still-80-here-Friday day, and thanks for continuing to read past this sentence for the latest, greatest Twinterview ContentPending DotCom may ever have.* Today I have a super special guest to interview for our fourth edition of ContentPending DotCom Presents: ContentPending DotCom’s Presentation of ContentPending DotCom Twinterviews. He is the editor-in-chief, the commish, the police chief, and the secretarial and janitorial staff all rolled together in one without the pesky job of “paying anyone,” ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, the item for you when you’re three quarters of the way down through your inventory screen, yes, I’m talking about that one guy, Itemforty.
Welcome, Mr. Forty. What’s going on in the world of items today?
I think I’m turning into a cynical old bastard prematurely. Forgive me.
