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Oh, something I failed to mention in the last post: we found a really interesting podcast recently that you guys might really enjoy. OR, maybe you will only partially enjoy it.

Either way, this podcast, hosted by two super villains, is totally worth a listen. HOORAY TO BE REBLOGGING IT!

villaincast:

Villainous - Episode 0 - A lonely new time stream

A very special half of an episode!

Part 1: Wherein near catastrophe was averted for us all, dear listener! You’re welcome. Oh, and we lost the first half of the show…

Part2: Wherein our hosts discuss upcoming superhero-themed movies, Batman himself, Super powered responsibilities and explain why you haven’t gotten your barbecue sauce.

Part3: Wherein our hosts attempt to rationalize the superbowl and explain the origin of the Black Eyed Peas.

We miss our callers.

Would you believe it?!

So the weirdest thing happened: the staff at ContentPending DotCom were having our yearly Halloween party and we all got so trashed we fell asleep for 3 months! Isn’t that the craziest thing? Well, that’s what we get for mixing all that NyQuil™ and ambergris into the trashcan punch, huh?

Anyway, it’s a new year and it’s time to get some content pend’d, right? Stay tuned you lovely people!

Bleh Reviews Things: Enslaved

A few weeks ago I downloaded a demo onto my Xbox 360 from my television a demo of a game that I had heard about, seen, and had no interest in previously, entitled Enslaved. I played through it, enjoyed it enough to have my video game weenie get excited about it, and ended up getting it and playing through it last week. Here, in this paragraph, I will introduce to you a review of said Enslaved game, and why maybe you should buy it right now or maybe you should leave it on the shelf until it comes way down in price and then pick it up for the super cheap because of reasons. Hit the jump to find out.

At what point is the content still pending? — asked by bhive01

Thank you for your time, but as a general rule we do not answer questions in relation to points of any kind. We find that the removal of sharp edges and shapes protect ContentPending DotCom’s employees’ kids as they play in our hallways, bathrooms, and parking lots. 

Regardless, thank you for the question, and God bless. -mgmt

Twinterview: Itemforty Doesn’t Really Listen To Limp Bizkit

Happy Friday to all of you kind, gentle souls still experiencing Friday on this lovely, semi-fallish-I-guess-kind-of-it’s-still-80-here-Friday day, and thanks for continuing to read past this sentence for the latest, greatest Twinterview ContentPending DotCom may ever have.* Today I have a super special guest to interview for our fourth edition of ContentPending DotCom Presents: ContentPending DotCom’s Presentation of ContentPending DotCom Twinterviews. He is the editor-in-chief, the commish, the police chief, and the secretarial and janitorial staff all rolled together in one without the pesky job of “paying anyone,” ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, the item for you when you’re three quarters of the way down through your inventory screen, yes, I’m talking about that one guy, Itemforty.

Welcome, Mr. Forty. What’s going on in the world of items today?

I think I’m turning into a cynical old bastard prematurely. Forgive me.

Twinterview: Andrew W K May Like To Party

Good time zone related greetings to you all and welcome back for another edition of Twinterview, the twitter related interviews with the stars. Last time I interviewed 50 cent and, mostly, felt like it was a successful interview. Will I have that luck with our current superstar, the generally outspoken artist of music and parties, Andrew W K?

So, Andrew, how has life been treating you lately?

Do you like nachos?

Twinterview: 50 Cent Can Multitask

After a rousing twinterview with Tila Tequila, we here at Content Pending DotCom decided that we needed to go big or go home with our next one. So we decided to twinterview the biggest thing to hit twitter since that one naked lady, 50 cent.

Thank you for joining us today, Mr Cent. How are you doing?

Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot

Bleh Reviews Things: The Footlong Coney That My Boss Just Ate

This is where my stupid boss went for lunch. Be an astronaut, my mother said. No, no, I want to be a writer, I said. God, I hate my life.

As the new reviews editor here at Content Pending DotCom, I love my job. In fact, when faced on my first day with “want to do a review about this hot dog or clean out your desk,” I wisely chose “hot dog review,” even if I’m not the one who ate it.

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Shortest Path First : Episode 02

We actually made it two episode two? Holy crap! In the second episode of our Award Winning Series, we somehow convince our friend and semi-ContentPending employee RiserGlen to come on and chew some fatty topics like Villainous, Chili, Katy Perry, and cartoon characters! Will he make it out alive? Who knows?!?! Featuring music by:

Girl Talk - Non-Stop Party Now
Beck - Alcohol
Kabuto the Python - Reggaeton Song
Andrew Bird - Anonanimal
Zwan - Lyric

Twinterview: Tila Tequila v. Souf

Tila, thank you for taking some time to sit down with me and talk, especially for ContentPending DotCom’s very first Twinterview. How are things going recently?

I had 6 near death experiences since I was 15….I’ve had quite a colorful life. I was an adult by the time I was 11. Hustlin already….LOL